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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
By: onion.com on: 26.10.2005 [06:14 ] (1370 reads)
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Lawyers for the Children of Israel, who are suing the Lord for $4.2 trillion.
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by Xuma100 on 26.10.2005 [10:42 ]
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all holy-book binded minds are just as disfunctional in that when there's a conflict between reality and their book of worship the last takes preference no matter how absurd the claims.
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by jangikedi on 26.10.2005 [13:27 ]
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It's just humour, with a bit of truth, but still humour.
I didn't know it will be put under Economics :-)
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by Tet on 26.10.2005 [14:16 ]
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Sorry jangikedi, we've had a lot of articles submitted recently. I think the Jewish fairy tale fits pretty well with economics. Makes me wonder what we'd be using for money if indeed this fairy tale was called out for the con most of it represents. Funny for a religion that claims to be 4000 years old, the oldest torah that can be found is about 1200 years old. It is indeed quite the con.
From another forum I'm stealing this quote.
"If you really are serious when you talk of Jewish plots, may I not direct your attention to one worth talking about? What use is it wasting words on the alleged control of your public opinion by Jewish financiers, newspaper owners, and movie magnates, when you might as well justly accuse us of the proved control of your whole civilization by the Jewish Gospels?
"But we did not leave you alone. We took you in hand and pulled down the beautiful and generous structure you had reared, and changed the whole course of your history. We conquered you as no empire of yours ever subjugated Africa or Asia. And we did it all without bullets, without blood or turmoil, without force of any kind. We did it solely by the irresistible might of our spirit, with ideas, with propaganda.
“Only after the destruction of Jerusalem by the Romans did the new creed come into prominence. Then a patriotic Jew named Paul or Saul conceived the idea of humbling the Roman power by destroying the morale of its soldiery with the doctrines of love and non- resistance preached by the little sect of Jewish Christians. He became the Apostle to the Gentiles, he who hitherto had been one of the most active persecutors of the band. And so well did Paul do his work that within four centuries the great empire which had subjugated Palestine along with half of the world, was a heap of ruins. And the law which went forth from Zion became the official religion of Rome.
“Jewish artisans and Jewish fishermen are your teachers and your saints, with countless statues carved in their image and innumerable cathedrals raised to their memories. A Jewish maiden is your ideal of motherhood and womanhood. A Jewish rebel-prophet is the central figure in your religious worship. We have pulled down your idols, cast aside your racial inheritance, and substituted for them our God and our traditions. No conquest in history can even remotely compare with this clean sweep of our conquest over you.”
They are an amazing breed of parasites. Peace.
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by Xuma100 on 26.10.2005 [15:27 ]
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as if some main poster of articles was in a pattern-recognition frenzy seeing economic patterns in everything from the weather to holy books and some scalar-wave oxymoron thrown in for good mesure, oh well...
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by Sten'kaRazin on 27.10.2005 [07:58 ]
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There is one important thing though - according to the latest data and human facial modelling Christ was not a Jew. He was Greek. Jews and Christians do operate under different moral codes, but up to a certain point, which Jews should have learned by now.
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by Tet on 28.10.2005 [02:12 ]
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Saul/Paul certainly did his best as the pharisee he remained to corrupt the message of Jesus didn't he? I'm not even sure there were Jews back when Jesus was doing His thing. Only one message from Jesus to remember and that's to overturn the tables of the money changers. Peace.
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by hellsbells on 28.10.2005 [15:10 ]
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Buddhism than to Judaism. Think about that.
There are suggestions that Jesus spent time in India, but more likely, Buddhist teachings & ideas were reaching Palestine around 2,000 years ago. Remember the gigantic Buddhas in Afghanistan that the Taliban destroyed in mid-2001? They went back a long time, and mark a waystation in the western spread of Buddhism. Christianity, like Buddhism before it and Islam after it, allows all humanity to join it. Ideas of Enlightenment of the Soul are shared by Buddhism & Christianity.
Jesus was NOT a jew, he may have been a Hebrew, but he scourged the Pharisees & Sadducees, the money-changers in the Temple. Most of the New Testament is a denunciation of judaism. Don't fall for the zionist trick that Christianity is an offshoot of judaism. Don't EVER use the phrase 'judeo-christianity' because judaism is opposed to Christianity. You should read what judaism says about Jesus!! "Dead prophet on a stick" is the least of it.
(Who prevents little children singing Christmas Carols in public schools? Jews do.)
Islam & Christianity, who both honor Jesus, are closer to each other than judaism & Christianity.
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